Dating a drummer

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"An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit? More often than not you’ll either find yourself sitting on a couch drinking free beers surrounded by smoking 19 year olds, or at the bar. And oh, turns out her friend is the lead singers GIRLFRIEND. One (which thank god I can’t find on line) was even on the radio in Vegas! I can’t remember the exact chorus but it goes something like “Missing you is like going days without water, not getting to hold you feels like torture, if this is what it’s like to be without your touch then I’ll seeee you in my dreaaaaaaaams.” I’m getting pangs of embarrassment as I type this, I used to play this song for people. You have to make small talk with other girlfriends of band members and there’s hardly anything to say.

The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know.

"Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night.

People will hit on them after shows and you will usually be there watching it happen.

Now take that experience and multiply it by ONE MILLLION.

Sister, you have to go to EVERY show, you even have to go to practice!

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